Friday, March 27, 2009

monday, august 9th, 10:35 pm. (2004)

Things that may/may not be funny about be/my life:
  • my name
  • my family members' names/nicknames: Joy Belle (from a hymnal); Aunt Konk (from a speech impediment)
  • speaking in tongues (age 12)
  • my own TV show (8th grade)
  • my new nickname: Gaybird (8th grade)
  • getting locked in a horse stall (8th grade)
  • masturbating the neighborhood dogs (" ")
  • coming out in Las Vegas/Diana Ross (age 17)
  • mixing drugs and religion (Easter)
  • working at 7-11
  • my brief marriage...
  • songs ("Whippoorwill")

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