yer mama is a hillbilly.

I just came across a list of words I wrote down that my mother mispronounces. Sure to be fodder for something down the road:

• Threft Store
• Murial
• Srimps
• Obeest
• Sheramic

In case you're unclear on any of those, here they all are in a sentence S1* and I constructed...

"I found a great sheramic ocean life murial of obeest srimps at the threft store."